Oh, Groupon! You have such great deals and specials galore.
You offer a chance to try things I'll adore.
A membership here;
A night out there.
A chance to have specialists straighten my hair.
How I wish that I could buy every one;
That trip to Bermuda sure looks like fun.
I made meals at Supper Solutions,
Joined the Butterfly Pavilion for only a small contribution.
Planned a day of fun at Up Up Jump;
And now comes the deal that makes my heart thump…
Oh Groupon, my Groupon, you know what I need.
You know that my house is where dust bunnies breed.
You gave me the chance to have someone come in
And clean it all for me! Holy cow! What a win!
Now I can’t wait until they come clean my house.
We’ll all be so happy – especially my spouse.
I’m sure it won’t last (not with four kids around);
But for a brief, shining moment there’ll be no dirt to be found.
Scrubbed and shiny, clean and bright,
I think my house will be quite a sight.
So hooray for Groupon and your incredible deals;
That sound you just heard? It’s just my happy squeals!
(BTW - if you haven't checked out Groupon yet, you should! http://www.groupon.com/r/uu18973654)