Friday, September 2, 2011

Ode to Groupon

Oh, Groupon! You have such great deals and specials galore.

You offer a chance to try things I'll adore.

A membership here;

A night out there.

A chance to have specialists straighten my hair.



How I wish that I could buy every one;

That trip to Bermuda sure looks like fun.



I made meals at Supper Solutions,

Joined the Butterfly Pavilion for only a small contribution.

Planned a day of fun at Up Up Jump;

And now comes the deal that makes my heart thump…



Oh Groupon, my Groupon, you know what I need.

You know that my house is where dust bunnies breed.

You gave me the chance to have someone come in

And clean it all for me! Holy cow! What a win!



Now I can’t wait until they come clean my house.

We’ll all be so happy – especially my spouse.

I’m sure it won’t last (not with four kids around);

But for a brief, shining moment there’ll be no dirt to be found.



Scrubbed and shiny, clean and bright,

I think my house will be quite a sight.

So hooray for Groupon and your incredible deals;

That sound you just heard? It’s just my happy squeals!


(BTW - if you haven't checked out Groupon yet, you should! http://www.groupon.com/r/uu18973654)

4 comments:

Tera said...

Love it, Miss Creative you are!

mssharealot said...

Groupon seems to work better if you are in a more populous area. Rats - no cleaning lady for me!

Mry Jhnsn said...

very clever! love it!

SUPAHMAMA! said...

Hilarious! I'm lovin it! Ugh, just realized that's a McDonald's plug coming from an anti-McDonald's lover. Sorry 'bout that! Was still a great post over all, very creative!