Wednesday, May 1, 2013
OMG, it's May 1st. May 1st!
(And no, I don't know why they talk in text-speak and have such an attitude problem... don't blame me, I'm just reporting the conversation.)
"I know! I mean, OMG, it's May 1st. May 1st!"
"Right? What is up with all this snow?"
"Seriously, we migrated for this? We could have stayed down south for another month or two until spring really arrived. But no. The early bird catches the worm and all that crap. We just had to hurry back north. This sucks."
"It really does. It's supposed to be springtime for cripes sake."
(car door closes)
"Ahhh!! That scared the crap out of me! I'm out of here."
(birds fly away)