In Primary we have been practicing the song "If the Savior Stood Beside Me" and the Primary President asked the children what they would do if the Savior was actually standing beside them; of course looking for answers like 'be really good' and 'do the things I should.'
Those were actually the kinds of answers she got (mostly) today... but it reminded me of a time several years ago when I was teaching the 5-year-olds. Someone asked the question: "What would you do if the Savior stood beside you?"
On of the girls in my class immediately replied: "I would say: Holy, crap! It's Jesus!"