Monday, February 17, 2014
I swear, every night as I watch Olympics I hear one of the commentators talking about butter.
In the luge: "She's moving down that track like she's sliding on butter."
The slalom: "She's so smooth it's like she's skiing on butter."
Curling: "That rock slides down the ice like butter on a hot pan."
Cross-country skiing: "In these spring-like temperatures, it's like you're slogging through butter."
Figure skating: "The movements are just so smooth. It's like butter."
And of course... who can forget the slope-style skiing and the "Nose butter triple cork 1260."