Like Butter

Now you know I'm a fan of butter, but seriously, are these Olympics sponsored by the American Dairy Council or what?

I swear, every night as I watch Olympics I hear one of the commentators talking about butter.



In the luge: "She's moving down that track like she's sliding on butter."

The slalom: "She's so smooth it's like she's skiing on butter."

Curling: "That rock slides down the ice like butter on a hot pan."

Cross-country skiing: "In these spring-like temperatures, it's like you're slogging through butter."

Figure skating: "The movements are just so smooth. It's like butter."

And of course... who can forget the slope-style skiing and the "Nose butter triple cork 1260."